#006 · Unconditional Love

A man seeks reassurance from his cat. The cat would prefer to keep their arrangement professional.
Transcript
Header: AROUND THE BACK, with a snail. Title: UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. Tagline: Same problems. Different entrance.
Panel 1: A man and a green frog sit on crates in an alley beside a black cat. A door sign reads BACK ENTRANCE TO ROMANCE.
Man: "I just want someone to love me unconditionally."
Panel 2: The frog gestures with his gaze toward the cat.
Frog: "You've got him."
Panel 3: The man leans toward the cat.
Man: "You love me, right?"
Panel 4: The cat answers while the frog drinks from his mug and the man's face falls.
Cat: "Let's not make dinner weird."