#021 · The Lie Detector

A polygraph test takes an unexpected turn.
Transcript
Header: AROUND THE BACK, with a snail. THE LIE DETECTOR. Same problems. Different entrance.
Panel 1: An examiner sits behind a polygraph machine. The man is connected to its sensors; the frog watches with coffee.
Examiner: "Have you ever cheated on a partner?"
Man: "No."
Panel 2:
Examiner: "Have you ever wanted to?"
Man: "No."
Panel 3:
Frog: "Ask if he’s ever had a partner."
Panel 4: Silent. The polygraph explodes, scattering parts and a strip of paper with a jagged red trace. The examiner recoils.