#011 · The Makeover

September 11, 2026Mature

Four-panel comic: a man in a cheap blond wig sits at a kitchen table opposite a green frog, explaining an unsuccessful attempt to impress his wife.

A cheap blond wig fails to solve a marital problem.

Transcript

Header: AROUND THE BACK, with a snail. THE MAKEOVER. Same problems. Different entrance.

Panel 1: The man sits on the left of a kitchen table wearing a blond wig and heart-patterned boxers. The frog sits opposite on the right holding a coffee mug.

Frog: "What's with the wig?"

Panel 2: The man adjusts the wig's fringe.

Man: "My wife said she wanted to sleep with someone else."

Panel 3: The frog questions the man across the table.

Frog: "And you thought that would work?"

Panel 4: The man slumps in his chair, still wearing the wig.

Man: "She asked if you were available."

#marriage
#sex
#wig

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