#017 · The Unicorn
Mature

A woodland encounter leaves the frog arguing a technicality.
Transcript
Header: AROUND THE BACK, with a snail. THE UNICORN. Same problems. Different entrance.
Panel 1: A white unicorn approaches the man and frog in a woodland clearing.
Man: "I thought unicorns only approached virgins."
Frog: "Apparently."
Panel 2: The man extends his hand as the unicorn walks past him toward the frog.
Man: "Oh, this is fucking priceless."
Panel 3: The frog stares at the unicorn.
Frog: "You and I both know that’s a technicality."
Panel 4: The unicorn rests its head against the frog, who looks irritated and holds his coffee mug.
Unicorn: "She said the same thing."
Frog: "Get your horse face off me."