#004 · The Wish
Mature
A man visits the Wish Desk and makes what he thinks is a very specific wish. Unfortunately, the wish is granted in the most literal way possible.
Transcript
Panel 1: The man, frog, and black cat stand outside a dingy door marked “BACK ENTRANCE TO WISHES.”
Man: “This feels magical.”
Frog: “It feels municipal.”
Panel 2: They approach a service window labeled “WISH DESK.”
Clerk: “One wish. Be specific.”
Man: “How specific?”
Clerk: “Specific enough to ruin it.”
Panel 3: The man leans toward the clerk.
Man: “I wish I was amazing in bed.”
Clerk: “Granted.”
Panel 4: The man is peacefully asleep in bed while the frog and black cat stand nearby.
Frog: “To be fair, you are.”