#024 · The Haunted House

The scariest part of the house is the monthly fee.
Transcript
Header: AROUND THE BACK, with a snail. THE HAUNTED HOUSE. Same problems. Different entrance.
Panel 1: A realtor stands with the man, frog and cat in a dilapidated house.
Man: "The realtor said it was haunted."
Frog: "That explains the price."
Panel 2: A white ghost appears.
Ghost: "GET OUT!"
Panel 3:
Man: "What’s the HOA?"
Ghost: "Eight hundred a month."
Panel 4: The man runs out the door while the ghost, frog and cat remain.
Frog: "Should’ve led with that."